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Final Poster For ‘TRON: Legacy’ | Latino Review
Straight up homage to the original.


I can’t wait for this movie to come out!!!!!!!!

popculturebrain:

Final Poster For ‘TRON: Legacy’ | Latino Review

Straight up homage to the original.

I can’t wait for this movie to come out!!!!!!!!

10.19.10 79

Fuck’n awesome!

07.19.10 0
Is it gay? Why yes it is!
<narrator> : The conversation is held between a 9 year old child, and her 50-something year old grandfather, who is also a fundie preacher. This is true story.
Child: Papaw, wanna watch Charlie & The Chocolate Factory with me?
Grandpa: No, it seems gay.
-end scene-
07.05.10 0
Sigh.

What I don’t understand…

…people online that think they *know* me simply by a few posts I’ve made. They believe this entitles them to a full synopsis of me.  Oh, and are not only ballsy enough to make such grande statements, but to also argue they are right, and *I* am wrong. Yes, me..the author of…well, myself…is uh wrong about…me. I find this level of narcissism from people…annoying to put it mildly.

I need a vacation from myself.

07.02.10 1
Zoom Wow, this movie was fantastic! I knew from the trailer it was going to be good, but I did not expect such a twist at the end! If you haven&#8217;t seen this movie, do yourself a favor and watch it!  It&#8217;s absolutely amazing.

Wow, this movie was fantastic! I knew from the trailer it was going to be good, but I did not expect such a twist at the end! If you haven’t seen this movie, do yourself a favor and watch it!  It’s absolutely amazing.

06.27.10 0

What the world would have been like if McCain/Palin won. I shutter to think!

06.22.10 0
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Me: “Good afternoon, we’ve noticed that you haven’t paid the entire amount due on your bill.”

Client: ”We haven’t received an invoice.”

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06.20.10 110
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06.20.10 0
Painful Memories

I received a monthly newsletter in my inbox today, and it was a review of a vibrator. No, I don’t subscribe to sex toys newsletters (not that there would be anything wrong with that). It’s a F2M newsletter, and he does occasional sex blog entries. Well, I skimmed it over, and it made me remember something stupid I did about ten years ago.

Ten years ago I was very much entrenched in religion.  I was a hardcore fundie, because that is how I was raised. Well, part of this role of being a fundie was shame of sex or anything relating to it, including masturbation.  Well, one day I was in this discount store and they had these “personal massagers” that fit onto your fingertip. I want to say I “innocently” purchased it…naively thinking it was what the box showed…which was a woman using it to reach those  hard to get places on the back of the neck.

Well, after owning said “neck massager” for a while I got curious. Yeah, i figured out what its REAL purpose was. It was both a fantastic discovery, and a horrifying one. I violated myself with this “neck massager”…and I wasn’t pressing charges if you know what I mean. 

Well, I put it away, but every now & again I’d slip it out and play a bit. Well, we had one of those church services where I went home feeling the weight of HELL on my shoulders and quickly resolved to RID myself of this EVIL device! So, I burned it. Yes, I put it in a burn barrel and BURNED IT! I told myself that I did the right thing…but every so often…like today…I remember that fantastic little gift from the discount store gods and regret my actions.

So, one more awful thing that religion does…causes you to burn fantastic toys out of guilt & shame.

06.19.10 1
Zoom Okay, I hadn&#8217;t heard of this movie before yesterday.  I read a bit about it on reddit. There were plenty of people saying how &#8220;horrific&#8221; it was, and that it caused me to freak out after watching it&#8230;some had loved it and watched it numerous times later.
So, I figured&#8230;eh&#8230;must be good. So, I gave it a watch.  Oh geez&#8230;it was the dumbest shit I&#8217;ve ever seen! About 30 minutes in, I was watching the clock wondering how much more of this crap I had to endure before the end credits. I finished the movie, however.  I felt bad the old lady, because she didn&#8217;t really realize what she was getting into. But, her son did warn her&#8230;
The rest of them got what they fuck&#8217;n deserved.
I don&#8217;t recommend it unless you are a junkie and need a reason to motivate yourself to check into rehab. Then, it might be &#8220;horrific&#8221; and push you to make the right decision. Other than that&#8230;I don&#8217;t recommend it to anyone.

Okay, I hadn’t heard of this movie before yesterday.  I read a bit about it on reddit. There were plenty of people saying how “horrific” it was, and that it caused me to freak out after watching it…some had loved it and watched it numerous times later.

So, I figured…eh…must be good. So, I gave it a watch.  Oh geez…it was the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen! About 30 minutes in, I was watching the clock wondering how much more of this crap I had to endure before the end credits. I finished the movie, however.  I felt bad the old lady, because she didn’t really realize what she was getting into. But, her son did warn her…

The rest of them got what they fuck’n deserved.

I don’t recommend it unless you are a junkie and need a reason to motivate yourself to check into rehab. Then, it might be “horrific” and push you to make the right decision. Other than that…I don’t recommend it to anyone.

06.17.10 0